Winter Splinter2007

You Can't Bring Me Down

Due to sheer boredom I've decided to change it up a little bit. Ladies and gentlemen, the sideways page...

We're deep into the intermediates here, things started getting a little wacky. Of course those things were mostly the clothes of the entrants, but still, wacky.

 

You know, now that tiregrabs are back, can someone start busting out Hannahs? I mean, seriously, I think it's time for those to come back

Kids, listen to me on this. No matter what you want to do, how big a trick you are capable of pulling, how insane you think something is. A nice, long manual will always look nice.

I'm pretty sure that Factory's rules are:

  1. All riders must wear helmets at all time
  2. All riders have to transfer from the bank to the little quarter
  3. Everyone has to do pocket airs on the bowled quarter

I'm not sure about that, but it seems like a good bet.

This kid's name's DeMarcus (DeMarquis?). He got higher than Cheech, Chong and the Rick James. When he pulled it off, it resulted in greatness like this back flip...

I think if you don't have the common decency of having to avoid your seatpost on no footed cans you should have to lose, I dunno, 15 - 16 style points.

...When DeMarcus's crazy height goes wrong he leaves the entire park praying for his ankles. Twice. Ouch. Surprisingly he got up and rode away.

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This is Dave. Dave is riding a bike that's at least as heavy as mine. He runs a front brake. He rocks the fullface and he's old. There's so much right with Dave that I almost feel bad for pointing out that no one in the history of the world has ever not looked rediculous with a fullface without a visor. I'm sorry, it really just looks like you have a bowling ball on your head. People, please stop doing this. Please.

I'm guessing if you're rocking a Factory shirt you spend a fair amount of time there and, as such, you've got the wacky lines wired. Like a 360 up the step up. That's wacky. That's wired.

When you don't have brakes you kinda have to go high. It's not like you have a choice, really.

 

If memory serves Dave was the first cat to go for this line. That's pretty good height, too.

Digging The Grave

 

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