The
worst part of this hat isn't that Nowak wore it. I mean, I think we can
all agree that this hat, functional as it may be, is a crime against man
and nature. The worst part about this hat that young Devon Smilie in a "Tribute
to Steve Nowak" wore exactly the same hat. Stop corrupting the youth
with your craziness, Nowak.
Right around now, Holy Diver was played for the first time.
Speaking of the youth.
I think this little guy's name was Jake, he's six. Every time he'd ride
out on the course The Mrs. would go "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" uncontrollably.
He could actually do tiny airs below coping on the 4 foot quarter. He's
running no brakes and, look close that's an Elementary stem. Dude's six
and hes both got more skillz and more a hipper bike than me.

Oh come on, he's like a basket full of puppies

Two weeks ago, I watched Diesel practice this line all morning. Later on,
I have pics of this kid riding vert.
VERT!

Anyway, this kid was not six, but he had better skills than me. Of course,
everyone has better skills than me.
Right around now, Holy Diver came on again.

I have no actual fakie skills. Seriously, my ability to rollback has always
been suspect. Which is why I hate this kid. And by "hate" I mean
"am completely jealous of."

Bonktastic

And a double peg down. I don't remember if he landed it or not. Good on
him for trying, tho.