Factory Comp 2006
Open Practice and The Advanced
For the Advanced class "The Granddaddy of The Athens Family" took over the mic as our usual MC put on his big, orange, full face helmet and rode. This promted The Mrs to comment on how comfortable Kent is on the mic and how encouraging he is to all the riders. Stay away from my woman, Pearson. I'll fight an old man. I'll jack up an old man! I'll continue this joke with random CAPITALIZATION, bolding, italics, underlines and CAPITALIZED, BOLDED, UNDERLINED ITALICS WITH EXCLAIMATION POINTS until everyone thinks I should've stopped two sentences ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Laverge Matt Laveige Matt Laverge Anton LeVay Needs
a longer shirt. He's also busting out an icepick on a sub box that looks like
cabinet in my kitchen. For the record, as far as I know, Matt is not the founder
of the Church of Satan, he just rides like the devil (ooooh!). Icepick
Does anyone actually have a name for this trick, really? I'm calling it the
"Inna Gadda DaVida"
History lesson, this used to be called a "Helicopter." I call it "A
blurry photo," but you probably call it a 270 X-up. My elbows won't do
that.
There are two tricks, there is a tabletop and there is an invert. A tabletop
requires you to lay the bike flat (thus the term "flatty"), for an
invert, the bike is inverted. There is no such thing as an "inverted
flattie," an "inverted table" or an "inverted tabletop."
If your bike is inverted, it's an invert. This is an invert. Always wear clean
underwear.
This is a turndown, but I'm going to call it an "upsidedown lookback"
instead.
There is actually nothing I can say to make this picture more humorous.
Upside down lookback across the channel.
Cats were foot and handplanting across this ledge, also 360ing and tailtapping
it. Nobody vanderrolled down it, tho. That would've been awesome.
In every fall there is an "oh shit" moment when you realize that no,
it is not going to be alright. This is that moment.
Putting your pedal down is cheating.